Willy was down at the Possum Grit - Road Kill - Cafe and Cantina today and Juanita was down in the dumps.
What is the matter Willy asked Juanita? Well, this economic crisis is hurting the Cantina. Everyone that comes in wants the cheap beer and cheap hamburgers. The cantina is going busted.
No Problem Willy said! Just rename your great Chicken Fried Steak "Mortgage Backed Securities" Chicken Fry.
Don't pay your sales tax and when the government asks you what happened, tell them that you were heavily invested in "Mortgage Back Securities" and the cafe is faltering.
As important as this Cantina is to the areas economy, they should immediately come in and take it over. All of the neighbors will be asked to pay the bill to bail you out!
What is even better is that they will give you a $10,000 severance package and we can go use that money to go buy the Cantina down the road and have $8,000 to spare.
Willy has this thing figured out. No need to preserve Willy's retirement account.
Willy is not important to the government.
Might check anything else that Willy might have to say over at Arkansas a great place to live!
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Posted by Willy at 9:22 PM
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Willy can easily use this phrase this week. Willy done said that he was on Vacation last week. Well, guess what.
That was the wonderful, delightful, peaceful, solitude of a Calm.
Guess what the storm is!
You guessed it. The pile of work, the reports, the customers to see, the meeting to attend, the administratively fabulous STORM!
Work is the storm in progress.
Maybe the government will come in and give me some hurricane relief.
Or maybe they will give me a golden parachute and let me bail out.
Willy needs to go fishing or something! Wait a minute - I just got back from vacation.
Posted by Willy at 5:29 AM
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Are you looking for a California health insurance quote.
Or maybe you live in California and you would like to sign up for a California hsa. Do you need to findCalifornia group health insurance?
If so this is the blog you want to read with links to the sites you need. Yes, click on one of the links and you can find out about most insurances available in California. Health Insurance, HSA accounts. You can find out about dental accounts, accidental policies and much more.
What is more you can find providers for each and everyone of these that you are looking for.
So if you are in need of insurance you need to check with this Insurance finder. They claim to be California health Insurance specialist.
Check out their claim. You may find the answers and the insurance that you need to take care of those needs in your life.
That is about the jest of the California Insurance finder.
Posted by Willy at 3:55 PM
Willy done wanted to retire when he was 62 - about 5 years from now. Willy is not sure that this is going to happen! Why you ask?
AND THE LIST GOES ON!
COME ON GOVERNMENT - BAIL WILLY AND THE WORKING CLASS OUT.
GIVE US PART OF THOSE MILLION DOLLAR PARACHUTES!
10-4 I guess Willy
Posted by Willy at 3:53 PM
Monday, September 22, 2008
Many people could probably use this driver update tool. Even me at work.
Today, as I was working my computer screen turned all gray and the letters and numbers doubled in size. It allowed me to continue to work but it gradually crashed. Thankfully, after shutdown and back up it was ok - I think.
But it makes you want to explore the following questions:
What are Windows drivers;
- Why devices require drivers;
- How to install device drivers;
- Software to help updating drivers;
- Uniblue, Microsoft Gold Certified Partner
These are the things that you need to know and need to find out how to fix and take care of. Well go to the website link in this post and you get the opportunity to download a program that helps you take care of these issues and these questions.
By downloading the product from Uniblue's website, users can complete a free scan to identify all outdated drivers. Having said that, you will need to register the software for $29.95 to be able to use all features and download latest drivers (for example).
This sounds like something that many of us need. Get it now?
Posted by Willy at 5:50 AM
Willy has not watched much NFL in past few years. However, being from Arkansas Willy has found himself watching more NFL to keep up with the progress of the most recent entries from the University of Arkansas.
Cowboys - Felix Jones - Played good last night.
Raiders - Darren McFadden - Played OK
Denver - Peyton Hillis - went back and forth to game - never saw him.
Who watches NFL anyway?
Posted by Willy at 5:47 AM
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Willy just went on a vacation to the East Coast but did not get to go into New Jersey. After finding out about the information stated here about how Morey's Piers has great weekly specials and how a family beach vacation along with the New Jersey water parks would make the ultimate vacation, Willy is ready to go back and try it out.
In checking out the information about this area, Willy finds that Morey’s Piers is a great place for a “New Jersey Vacation” and their website is the place to find hotels & motels in Wildwood.
New Jersey - looks like a fun place. In visiting and learning about this area, I find that not only is this a great informational site but it is also a fun website to visit. It has great color and graphics along with great information. It gives you good instructions, good information, good bargains, and good things to do in the fun park and amusement area in New Jersey.
If you have any consideration in going to this area for a fun family beach vacation or to go to New Jersey water parks, this is a site to check out.
I highly recommend the website and the area to visit.
Check it out
Posted by Willy at 10:10 AM
Willy Was on vacation this past week and tried to send a few pictures to his blog from his cell phone. - Did not work well.
One of Willy's Millions of readers was questioning the issue of pictures and messed up ones at that.
Well, really for those two or three that look in every now and then - Willy is Back.
Only one vacation picture to show!
Posted by Willy at 7:26 AM
Saturday, September 20, 2008
If you have noticed the following problems you need to try registry cleaner.
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Over time the registry starts to get bogged down and issues emerge. Left unchecked, your system will become increasingly unstable, run more slowly and crash more frequently.
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Check it Out!
Posted by Willy at 10:44 PM
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Willy believes this is the strangest end to a summer that he has seen since he has been in Arkansas for about 19 years. August has been some hot but mostly cooler. August has had rain like it has never seen in August before.
Hurricane winds have moved in and caused some turmoil. Razorback game has been postponed.
Arkansas State Indians ---I mean Red Wolves are 2 -1 on the season.
Lu Hardin has changed in the media from Hero to zero over the course of the summer.
How strange is all of this.
Posted by Willy at 7:37 AM
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Excluding the 19 hijackers, 2,974 people died in the attacks. Another 24 are missing and presumed dead. The overwhelming majority of casualties were civilians, including nationals of over 90 different countries.
The initial numbers are indelible: 8:46 a.m. and 9:02 a.m. Time the burning towers stood: 56 minutes and 102 minutes. Time they took to fall: 12 seconds. From there, they ripple out.
* Total number killed in attacks (official figure as of 9/5/02): 2,819
* Number of firefighters and paramedics killed: 343
* Number of NYPD officers: 23
* Number of Port Authority police officers: 37
* Number of WTC companies that lost people: 60
* Number of employees who died in Tower One: 1,402
* Number of employees who died in Tower Two: 614
* Number of employees lost at Cantor Fitzgerald: 658
* Number of U.S. troops killed in Operation Enduring Freedom: 22
* Number of nations whose citizens were killed in attacks: 115
* Ratio of men to women who died: 3:1
* Age of the greatest number who died: between 35 and 39
* Bodies found "intact": 289
* Body parts found: 19,858
* Number of families who got no remains: 1,717
* Estimated units of blood donated to the New York Blood Center: 36,000
* Total units of donated blood actually used: 258
* Number of people who lost a spouse or partner in the attacks: 1,609
* Estimated number of children who lost a parent: 3,051
Posted by Willy at 7:23 AM
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Obama knows what he was saying! Sure it is an old statement! But Barack Hussein Obama knew what would go through peoples minds when he said "lipstick on a pig".
Listen to the crowd's reaction - they knew what he was referring to!
Give us a break Obama - you have proven that you are not stupid.
To declare that you were not making reference to Palin is proclaiming that you are STUPID!
So what is it. Were you using it to get a response about Palin or declare that you are stupid!
Which is it Obama!
Posted by Willy at 7:12 AM
Willy thinks it would be neat to dress up on Halloween and go down to the possum grit cantina and diner and let Juanita see if she can figure out who he is.
To do this Willy knows that he needs to find halloween costume stores that might have a good hillbilly costume. But wait a minute. Willy is a hillbilly and may not need a costume for that one. But look at the picture on the right of this great hillbilly going to a wedding from the halloween costume stores website. Looks pretty authentic. Maybe they used Willy as a model. Or maybe not.
But if you like to dress up on halloween or other wise, you might want to check out this website. The site gives location of stores that might be near you.
The site also gives you ideas and the ability to find the costume that you want. So if you are looking to surprise that special Juanita in your life maybe you should go to halloween costume stores web site and figure out what costume you need.
This site will give you the edge to get that special costume. That special costume that will give you the right costume to impress your friends or fascinate those that don't understand you.
Costumes are fun. Costumes are interesting. Costumes are the thing to have for those fun occassions.
Dress it up! Dress up. Kind of fun! Kind of great! Kind of strange.
Posted by Willy at 5:44 AM
Monday, September 08, 2008
How many weeks can we make this last. Willy is enjoying the banter over the McCain - Barack Hussein Obama rivalry. Is it about the candidates or the VP Candidates.
Who has more experience. Obama or McCain. It seems obvious that the Republican VP candidate has more experience than the Democrat Presidential Candidate.
Obama Scares Willy! Don't know that Willy ought to be scared but he is.
Many say that their is no Muslim influence, however he admits himself to attending at least a few years in a Muslim background school.
Willy had rather take his chances with someone who spent time in a POW camp than someone who spent time in a Muslim School.
Willy's bible says "bring up a child in the way that he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it"
Does that mean that in a desperate moment with critical decisions to be made that Barack Hussein Obama will remember and rely on the things that he was taught as a child in the Muslim background school.
Well, Willy knows that he had s Christian Fundamentalist upbringing. Willy knows that when quick hard decisions have to be made that Willy falls back on those fundamental teachings and beliefs, even when he might have strayed from them in some form.
Willy cant take the chance with Barack Hussein Obama - Willy believes that McCain is the lesser of the evils.
Posted by Willy at 9:01 PM
DYMO Labelmaker can make labels for most anything. Going back to school is a time when you really need to be organized. Therefore, if you have the DYMO Labelmaker you can label everything you have and make it easier to keep up with at school or at home.
In looking at their website, Willy has decided that you can use the DYMO Labelmaker for just about anything. Here are some of the uses that they suggest:
When you send your child off to school with a home-packed lunch, most of the time that lunch box or bag is going to get placed in a locker or cubby for most of the day. Label the childs name and contents on the bag or lunch pale.
When your child has to bring gym clothes to and from school label them.
Flashy School Books
Kids are usually required to cover their school books. You and you child can make a fun project out of this by getting a little creative. Yes, add labels.
Labels for Homework
Yes, label that homework each evening. That way when the dog eats the homework you can tell in a day or two which one it was that he ate.
Willy has decided on a couple of more things that he can label. For instance:
Sometimes Willy is asked to raise his right hand when he swears in at court. A label on the right hand will keep this from being done wrong.
Sometimes Willy needs some help remembering Juanita's name at the Cantina. Well, a label on her forehead will take care of this problem.
Willy sometimes likes to play with NASCAR hotwheels. Willy can label these so that they don't get mixed up with his buddies.
The list goes on and on.
But what you see is that the use is endless. Everyone needs one.
Get it now.
Posted by Willy at 8:43 PM
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Hillbilly Willy finds the following fact very interesting:-- What do you think about the statement?
John Edwards was banned from making a speech at the democratic convention for having an affair and lying about it.
Bill Clinton spoke in his place!
Posted by Willy at 8:14 PM
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Have you seen this great new Screenlife Games' Banzai DVD game? This is a great game that you could play with your kids or your wife or maybe your neighbors or maybe your neighbors wife (wait a minute that might get you in trouble)
The game is based on Banzai the TV show I believe! The concept is a little crazy! You some how watch the video and then you use chopsticks to fill the bowls with Sushi and the first to fill the bowl appears to be the winner. Sounds like great fun doesn't it. You bet it would be. Willy would like to spend his Saturday night with Mrs Willy playing this type of game. Or yet it might be more fun to have real Sushi and fill Willy's bowl with the real thing and see if he could eat it all. Well, Willy digresses.
ScreenLife Games is at it again. They launched a new Banzai game. Check it out:
There is even a great video of how to play. You might want to know to that there you can purchase the game on their website and that it even has its own Myspace page. How cool is that that it is truly available for purchase online and that Tako even has his own Myspace page! Willy don't even have that yet.
Willy almost forgot too that there are great wallpapers to download. This is the wallpaper that Willy downloaded - great idea huh! What fun!
Posted by Willy at 7:52 PM
Willy is looking forward tonight to the speech by Sarah Palin. Willy believes that this speech will make or break her. She can't let the stuff being thrown at her about her daughter take her off track.
If this were a man running who had the same family problems it would be a small blip on the radar scale.
Willy is not concerned that the daughter is rebelling if Palin has done the best she can do! Children will be children! A mistake does not create that the mother is a disaster. It is what it is - a mistake.
I am more concerned about what Ms. Palins background is. Willy believes it is solid and morally good. This is what I want. She will try to make the right decisions based on a good moral Christian background.
SHE WILL NOT BE MAKING DECISIONS FOR OUR COUNTRY BASED ON THE MORAL BACKGROUND THAT WAS INGRAINED IN HER IN A MUSLIM KINDERGARTEN!
Posted by Willy at 7:43 PM
Monday, September 01, 2008
Willy truly believes that the only thing that the Democrats want to do is to get into Willy's Pocket.
Somebody help Willy with that one!
Posted by Willy at 9:25 AM