Computer Glitch Stalls Willys Colonoscopy

Willy had fear in his heart when he woke this morning at 3 a.m. Willy just remembered that he had never received a call from the Dr.'s Office reminding him that he had a colonoscopy in the morning at 10 am.

Oh Crudd - Willy thought. Have I gone through the might cleansing of the bowels for nothing.

Willy sweated through the rest of the night and when 8:00 am morning came - Willy called and asked the receptionist.

Willy was a little taken back when she said just a minute let me put you on hold. - Does that mean she can't find Willy.

No - it only meant that there was a problem. Appointment was at 10:00 and they said - Why don't you come in at 11:00 - We are having a computer problem.

This worried Willy - Was the computer going to search places or was the doctor. Well, it was the picture part of it. The part that enhanced and would give Willy pictures to hang on the wall.

11:00 came and computer still not fixed. Shucks the Dr. going to have to put away the camera and do it the old fashion way. Just look at it.

Willy is behind the curtain - embarrassing gown on - with back side shining.

Willy hears a computer technician there to fix the machine say "DOC HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?"

Doc answers -"SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THOSE MONDAY'S WHERE EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG."

EXCUSE WILLY BUT DID THE DR. SAY EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG - THIS IS THE DOCTOR THAT IN 20 MINUTES TAKES WILLY BEHIND THE MYSTICAL SCREEN AND PUTS THINGS WHERE THEY SHOULD NOT GO.

ALL I CAN SAY DOC -"EVEN IF WE ARE IN ARKANSAS - WE ARE STILL NOT MARRIED AFTER THIS ROUTINE"

10-4 wILLY