Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Who Ate The Workers!

Sometimes Willy sees one that he likes and Passes it on here! Willy Done hope his secretary dont think Willy Believes this!

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their
diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources
Rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits
and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but PLEASE don't eat any

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.

Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOooo, you had to go and eat
someone who actually does something."


Panhandle Poet said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha,...wait -- I are one! (Manager that is)

Strawberry said...

Absolutely true!!! I am one - Secretary that is!