This is a repost of something I did early in the year. The
trouble is that it is looking more likely every day!
Read and enjoy or shudder in fear!
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OR AS WILLY SAYS "LOOK OUT MAMA, ITS COLD IN THE OUTHOUSE!"
Willy done have this fear running through his spine this week! Willy done had a dream that he woke up and it was the day after election day November 2008.
Willy done heard somebody say "Madam President"
Willy done got real sick and thats when he shouts them famous words that Willy has only said before when he done ate the night before at "Senor Rednecks Mexican food and Cantina"
Willy done shouts "Look out Mama - its cold in the outhouse"
As Willy's dream continues on that dread Morning after election, he gets sick and Willy done ran into the outhouse to take care of what ails him. Heaving and tossing Willy can't get a grip on what done made him so sick. Low and behold Willy done fall on the outhouse floor cause he is so weak!
Oh S%@&T says Willy as he looks toward the ceiling of the outhouse! The democrats done won the election and they done replaced his outhouse with a double decker.
Willy looks up from the bottom deck and all he can see as he looks up is someone reclining in the top bunker. Who up there cries Willy!
Its just me she snickers. You can call me :MADAM PRESIDENT!
AND YOU KNOW THAT WHAT I DO UP HERE IS GOING TO ROLL DOWN HILL!
LOOK OUT HERE IT COMES!!!!
PLEASE DONT LET WILLYS DREAM COME TRUE!
2 comments:
Ha!Ha! Funny, funny post. I loved it! As a Hillbilly by birth right, I can relate to those "little shacks out back."
I found your site via the link you left over at Hoss'.
Something tells me that that when I start reading some of your previous stuff, I'm going to end up adding you my blogroll.
THanks for the laughs and I hope you've had an enjoyable Labor Day.
lol I am trying mightily to stop that. I've long thought we ought to get woman president but NOT that one.
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