Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Hillary on Halloween! - Boo! Which one Scares You!

Thanks to BigDadGib and his comments to my Halloween witch Picture post that reminded me of a post I took back in September for PayPerPost. (copy below - check out picture) I received $11.10 to make this post and I actually enjoyed it.

Anytime I can make fun of Hillary, I will do so - BECAUSE SHE DOES SCARE ME! If you dont believe how scared I am read about my dream of Hillary.

------------My Halloween Post about Hillary Below!-----

Willy done checked out this great Halloween costume contest. Willy also checked out some of the great Star Costumes at this great site to get some ideas for a costume for VME in New Orleans.

Well it looks like this costume contest could win some Hillbilly a great trip to New Orleans. Willy done sees this as a great contest. Here is what they are giving:

Rewards: Grand Prize: One winner, chosen by Star Costumes, wins 2 three day passes, $1000 for travel & lodging, $100 to StarCostumes.com and will be featured on their site.

2nd Place: One winner, chosen by highest score, will win a $100 credit at Star Costume's website.

Most Viral: One winner, who gets the most attention across the internet, will win a $100 credit at Star Costume's website. About Most Viral.

Sweepstakes: One registered member of Brickfish that participates in the campaign by entering, voting or reviewing will have a chance to win a $100 credit at Star Costume's website. See rules for details.


Well on to Willy's Design -- Let Willy think what is the Scariest thing on this planet today! Wow! Willy knows what is real Scary and here is a short poem about it.



Give me a Voodoo Doll
To Stick in pins and Stick in Needles
Willy had rather eat dirty Beedles
Than anyone to ever say he Sez
Look over there it is Madam Prez!


Willy's design for the scariest costume is a Hillary look-a -like dressed in devilish attire.


The Hillary look-a-like would have dark evil eyes. There would be a hint of the hair protruding up like small devilish horns. The look-a-like would have a Voodoo wand that would real faintly Hillary sticks it to you.


Willy aint much of an artist for drawing but below is a picture of how the Hillary-look-a-like head might appear. Maybe I can design the rest of the costume and get it posted later.





Sunday, October 28, 2007

More by Bein Stein: My Confession

A lot of truth in this

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. Thougt I would pass this along. I have become a fan of Ben Stein. He speaks pretty plain. Tried to find a YouTube of this but could not find it!



My confession:

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"

In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.

My Best Regards.

Honestly and respectfully,

Ben Stein

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Delta Faucets, -Great Products - Great Prices!

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And what could be better...they declare that your satisfaction is guaranteed. So if you have great products such as Delta Faucets , great prices, and great service, you have about everything you need.

Here is what they say about this:

Great Products:
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Great Service:
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Great Prices:
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All Willy can say is that I have always tried to use Delta Faucets - they just seem to be better and with the great service and great prices available for Delta Faucets at faucet.com, how can you go wrong.

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Google has me by the Throat!


Somebody help me. For the life of me I can't find any reason why my site went from a Google Page Rank 3 to appearing like it is not being ranked at all. Sitemeter shows that Google is finding my site and many hits are from Google searches.

However, just in the past three or four weeks I have gone from Pagerank 3 to grayed out - no page rank. It is as if Google has banned me.

Please Google - What did I do. I am only a poor boy trying to supplement a little income by putting Pay Per Posts on my blog. Payperpost is good. It does not hurt you Google.

Why is that a crime. It couldnt be that I started working with Amazon to sell stuff. I was already banned before that.

Why Google - what is the problem. I go to your statistics. Your webcrawlers are crawling successfully. I go to your search engines - I come up on top for many searches.

I also support you Google. I use you for everything of knowledge. Except the knowledge of "WHY GOOGLE WHY! - YOU WONT ANSWER THAT QUESTION."

What have I done. PayPerpost uses your rankings to give me valuable posts to advertise. You have taken me from getting $10-$30 posts to having available only $5 posts. Yes on a good day now, I might get lucky and get a $6.00 post. I went from being able to do $300 - $400 per month to squeeking by on $150 - $200 per month.

Monster Google - You are costing me money. Tell me why you have me by the throat. Tell me that you will release me.

Yes Google at least give me an email address or a phone number or a help screen that will give me a clue.

Help - I am out of air. Please Google -- Turn me Loose.

10-5 Willy

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Cowboy Cooking - Bar E Ranch

Willy done ran into a friend that he would like ya'll to meet. it Is Tom Bob over at Cowboy Cooking. He is a great guy - has a great web site - and has some great products to look at.

Tom Bob is big into the Cowboy Way of Life. Check him out by clicking on the logo below!

10-4 Willy

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Google Page Rank - Help!

This is something that I dont understand and would like the help of any of my 3 readers on this subject.

It seems that until about a week ago this blog had a Google PageRank of 3. Now, it appears that Google will not give it a page rank. Virtually nothing has changed. If fact my hits and page views per day have gone up. My content is very similar to the past and there is nothing that should get me banned.

In fact, I check in the Google statistics and it appears that everything is being indexed ok. I check referrals and there are several google referrals a day.

I try to look things over and change anything that might cause a conflict, but I can find nothing wrong. I try to contact Google - yea right!

Help me someone - as many of you know and can see, yes I like to blog about my interests, --Fun, Food and Politics--but I also like to run ads from payperpost that at this time depend heavily on Google PageRank. With no page rank, I get very cheap ads. These ads help pay for keeping thing running on other areas of the internet.

Help!

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Loans are looking for you! As a loan officer in a large company, I understand loans and lending.
The thing that many people looking for a loan doesn't always understand is that the people with the money to loan are looking for them.

Yes, if you are looking for unsecured loans, personal loans, homeowner loans or most any type of loan, there is a lender looking for you. Remember, this is how they earn a living. Making loans. If it wasn't for you needing a loan - we as lenders wouldn't exist.

So if you would like a loan for a new car, home improvements, consolidate debts, a wedding (I used this one) or even a personal shopping spree check out your online resources for finding these items.

You'll be glad you did!

Friday, October 19, 2007

Willy and the Clock - Can time go back?


Even Willy gets a little sentimental every now and then.


This morning as Willy was taking a small nap, after breakfast and before getting ready for work, the old clock on the mantle seemed to struggle dinging off the 6 o'clock hour. The six chimes were slow and somewhat unmethodical.


Willy's mind wandered back to only a few years ago when the clock set on another mantle, far away in the Texas Panhandle. Yes, at that time it was a weekly ritual of my father to wind the old clock. Yes, a ritual that was very important in the week. Dad thought it needed to always be done at a certain time, not just anytime. That time was when he thought it needed it and it was not subject to anyone elses thoughts.


Yes, he would slowly (age had crept in to the tired old body) move over to the clock take out the winding key and methodically give it a certain number of winds on the two keys - one kept the clock running and the other kept the clock chiming. This was not something that he liked to entrust to anyone else, but occassionally someone else would wind it. But not without his explecit instructions.


Well, the old clock is setting on a different mantle now and gets wound at least once a week. Sometimes it is early sometimes it is late. Sometimes Willy forgets and the chime becomes slow and dismal as it was this morning.


As Willy winds the clock this morning, thinking back to the other mantle where it once set - Willy wishes he could wind back the clock a few years and just take a few more instructions on clock winding.


Just my thought for the day!


10-4 Willy


Thursday, October 18, 2007

More Hillbilly?

In the last Blog I asked for three sentences describing your idea of a Hillbilly. Well Hillbillies are good folks but they do love a good time.



This cartoon still represents what 90% of America thinks of when they hear the word Hillbilly! Hope this funny doesn't offend anyone - but here goes!

Monday, October 15, 2007

What is a Hillbilly?


Just wondering what many of you out there consider a Hillbilly?

Give me three sentences or less in the comments on "What a Hillbilly is?


10-4 Willy

Score - Great source for Math Tutors

Math Tutors - good ones that is are hard to find. Willy done knows cause he has a friend that needs one now and cant find a good one. But Willy done helped them find the on line site that helps them get Score Tutors.

Yes - Willy the great Hillbilly is concerned that others can count to 10 and add up numbers. This is important in life. Willy wants everyone that needs one to have great Math Tutors


Maybe you should check out Score and find out how they can help your children. Score Learning centers helps children ages 4 to 14 make significant academic progress in an innovative tutoring environment.

Check them out!

10-4 Willy


Cantina Visit and Hog Poll

It is time for Willy to go down to the local Hogs Breath - Road Kill - Possum Grit Cafe and Cantina and see what the pulse here is on the Arkansas Razorbacks. For you see here in Arkansas, the Razorbacks are much like a religion. There is great expectations for power and winning but often comes dissappointment and heart ache.

What about you Juanita - what do you think - Fire Houston Nutt - OK

What about you LeRoy Joe - Bring back Malahazan - get us some offense.

What about you Billy Bob - Lets try Bruce James - I believe he could coach us!

What about you Sammy Raye - Got any more BBQ - I'm Hungry - Gave up on the Hogs last year!

There you have it from the Cantina - All in Favor of doing something different.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Illegal Aliens - Illegal in more ways than one!

Received this through email - did not verify but thought it was interesting


Subject: INTERESTING STATISTICS


Interesting, and this is only one State

If this doesn't open your eyes... nothing will!


From the L.A. Times

1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.

2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens

4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers.

5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.

6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.

8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.

9. 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking.

10. In L.A. Coun ty 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.
(There are 10.2 million people in L.A. County ).

(All of the above are from the Los Angeles Times)

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.

Over 70% of the United States ' annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigrat ion.

29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.


We are a bunch of fools for letting this continue.

WHY CAN'T WE SEND THEM HOME

UNITED WE STAND -
GOD BLESS AMERICA


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Sunday, October 07, 2007

BigDadGib.net

Big Dad Gib - has it going the right way at his blog at http://www.bigdadgib.net/

The blog is right on and an inspiration.

Willy wishes he could write like this

10-4 Willy

Age Creeps up on You!

Willy is a little older now and a little slower. There are those that would say that Willy has always been a little slow. - Not sure if they mean that physically or mentally - just kidding.

Willy does realize that as another year creeps by that the body and the brain seem to slow down a little bit more. Wished I could get the job and life to slow down like the body and the brain do.

Well - life goes by whether we like it or not. The only thing that Willy can do is to try to make each day the best day of my life.

Is it time for bed yet! Oh! Sorry about asking that question - it is only about 1:00 in the afternoon on Sunday - just time for my nap.

Might blog some later if I have the energy!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Willy - Secretary of Agriculture for Texas Fred!

Copied from Willy's Other Blog at Life In America

What a privilege it is!

I have been nominated by Texas Fred to be a member of his cabinet in his bid for the Presidency.

I have the privilege in the fact that the original name of my site was Agriculture in America - Since changed to Life in America - as Secretary of Agriculture.

I am a little upset however and would like to make a pitch that as editor in Chief of the blog -
Hillbilly Willy that I didn't get Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. Nobody knows doublewides, polyster curtains, and suburban development like Willy does.

Also, Willy is the author of the blog Arkansas -
A great Place to Live. And we all know that Arkansas is the great home of Ms. Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Mike Huckabee. What better credentials does Willy need than that to be at Least VP under the Great Texas Fred. Also, I originated in Fred's Home state of Texas. GREAT QUALIFICATIONS FOR WHATEVER!

EXCUSE ME FOR A WHILE - WILLY GOT TO GET BACK ON THE TRASH TRUCK AND FINISH MY ROUTE!

Here is his list for Cabinet Members:

Vice President: American and Proud
Sec. of Defense: Long Live the Republic
Sec. of State: Jenn of the JungleS
ec. of Education: LittleOleLady
Sec. of Agriculture: Agriculture in America
Dept. of Justice: Bloviating Zeppelin
Dept. of Energy: The Ranando Report
Sec. of Transportation: American Truckers at War
Dept. of Energy: Radioactive Liberty
Veterans Affairs: Charming, Just Charming
Homeland Security: Big Dog’s Weblog
Housing and Urban Development: Big White Hat
Treasury: Isn’t it Rich
Dept. of Labor: Demediacratic Nation
Health and Human Services: ARRA News Service
Dept. of the Interior: Planck’s Constant
U.N. Ambassador: YID With LID
Press Secretary: Basti Says
Presidential Adviser: Isn’t it Rich (My Rove)