Well, Willy done made arrangements with plane tickets and everything to get there on Tuesday, and what should happen but Monday night Willy gets a serious call from his friends. The call went something like this:
Friend: Willy - We done stopped to eat in this here big A*# town and when we come out our big ole truck and trailer is done gone. Someone done stole our truck and our goats. Willy - we were only here 45 minutes - what do you think? The trailer had our goats and 6 others in it.
Willy: Somebody done gone to have them a big ole Hillbilly BBQ this weekend. Thats what Willy Thinks.
Friend: Dont guess Willy and the missus is going to come to Hoouston if we dont got nothing to show. We done real stunned Willy - Got to go - call you in the morning.
Well Willy done discuss this with the little lady and the answer is - we getting out of town and goin to Hoouston whether anybody we know there are not. Willy done got plane and motel reservations that are none refundablel. - Willy and the missus is getting out of dodge.
Next morning at 9:00 a.m. Willy done get a call:
Friend: Willy - we done found the goats - some wetbacks was the ones that stole the truck and they took all our electronic toys (you see friend of Willy's done has plenty of DVD's and Gadgets and everything ----except an alarm for the truck) ....but Willy - the goats are still there --- no BBq this weekend. ---They a little hungry ---18 hours without food but we going to show Willy - Come on down!
Willy: 10-4 Good Buddy - Willy be on the plane this afternoon.
Well Willy and the little lady goes to Hoouston. We spend lots of time walking and in the goat barn. Wow - smells good in there. We has a good time and now we home.
What's for supper baby! Thats what Willy says every evening...
We going to have a little BBQ from Bubba's Billy Goat BBQ Hut - you want chopped or sliced goat she done asked.
Willy got to go!