Ok! Willy heard this one and couldn't pass it up. Pardon Willy if you have already heard it or if you do not think it is funny.
Willy had said all during the election that Obama would be President when PIGS FLY!
Well what do we have in the news this week. SWINE FLU!
Next thing you know it will be cold in "hades"
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Posted by Willy at 5:05 PM
Manta sounds like something that Willy could really fly with. All Willy can say after looking at their website is WOW.
They say: Find out what it's like to spin, glide, skim and fly like a giant ray when you ride the only flying roller coaster of its kind in the world.
Willy says he wished it were a holiday and Willy was going to Sea World. This ride opens May 22 and looks like it has got to be totally awesome!
What is even greater than that is the fact that they are having a contest. Yes, you can go to their site and check out the "Participate and Win" section.
When you go through all 6 fun activities that are there it puts you in the running for the free prize of getting your own "Front-of-the-line" pass to Manta at SeaWorld Orlando.
Now, Willy says that has to be more fun than working on the NASCAR engine that is hanging in the tree in the front yard. Yes, as much fun as sitting on the front row at Talledega.
Willy says you should go for it and if you win you can take Willy to the front of the line with you.
Look out here comes Manta
Posted by Willy at 7:29 AM
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Well, Willy tried to convince the world and Willy himself that it was OK for Monday to Come and actually used the phrase TGIM.
Well, Mind of a Mom was not convinced of Willy's sincerity. Thanks Sherry and Sandee for believing Willy!
Well, Willy missed TGIT but will get to use that one again on Thursday.
So - After Willy had the long and arduous (Big little word for Willy) Tuesday, Willy can truly say TGTIO and bring on TGIW.
Willy doesn't even make sense to Willy - is Willy off or something?
Posted by Willy at 7:24 PM
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Willy was not real familiar with Dave Ramsey but just listened to a little of the re-run of his "Town Hall for Hope" He states that is the people who will get this country back to where it should be.
He seems to be alluding to the fact that our leaders have a hidden agenda.
Posted by Willy at 7:45 PM
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Some days Willy just sits and ponders the major thought of life:
Which came first the Chicken or the egg - Who knows - the egg broke and the Chicken was killed crossing the road.
Check out these baby chicks at the Farm Roundup recently - Hope they stay on their own side of the road.
Posted by Willy at 7:51 PM
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Willy gets tired real easy. Willy has trouble making many drops each day. Willy gets sleepy.
Willy gets ticked when Entrecard wants people to pay for the advertising.
Willy refuses to play.
Willy only puts earned Entrecard ads on his blog. No paid Entrecard ads for Willy.
Willy right or wrong! Let Willy know.
Oh yeah! Happy earthday!
Posted by Willy at 6:40 PM
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Willy really did not have anything real to say about a Milk cow today except that Willy got to help with a Farm Roundup day for Second graders today.
All of the second grade kids in the county came to the fairgrounds where the Extension service and about 100 volunteers bring together displays to teach the kids where there food comes from.
One of the hits of the day is an artificial milk cow that the kids get to milk.
Willy could never figure out why the cow never ran out of milk. She just kept on giving and giving and giving.
A day with the kids and call it work - good day for Willy
Posted by Willy at 7:57 PM
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Willy has to say 10-4.
Posted by Willy at 7:10 PM
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Willy invited all of his friends to come down to the Possum Grit Road Kill Cafe and Cantina today for a little Tea Party.
Well, Willy got there late and the Tea Party had turned into a Margarita Fest.
Well, Willy tried to get everyone to the point and declare their disgust with the overspending, out of control government.
Well, Juanita declared that the only thing out of Control was Billy Bob with one too many glasses of the green tea (margarita). Billy Bob got slapped. Willy had to get things under control and the Tea Party was adjourned.
President Obama probably did not care anyway. He was home walking the Portuguese Water Spaniel and working on some new jokes for future Jay Leno show.
Posted by Willy at 8:54 PM
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Willy finds it interesting that President Obama distanced himself from the Pirate situation until such time as a successful rescue of the Captain took place.
Then Obama White House talks about how Obama was the strength behind the decision to take on this mission.
Willy wonders - Would President Obama have taken the same credit if the mission had failed.
Posted by Willy at 9:23 PM
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Willy saw this quote that came directly from the President a few hours before this writing.
"Many other Americans have Muslims in their family, or have lived in a Muslim-majority country. I know," ... "because I am one of them" - President Obama!
Posted by Willy at 9:45 PM
Monday, April 06, 2009
President Obama announced to the world yesterday that he wanted to see an end to all nuclear weapons by 2013.
Willy knows that what Obama says happens cause Willy was told that there would be change and it has happened- less change in Willy's Pocket.
Nuclear weapons will be gone - cause Obama rules the world or is he just President of the USA
Somebody wake Willy from this nightmare. Hello - Sue Ellen - Where is JR. - What happened to Jock and Mrs Ellie.
Posted by Willy at 10:04 PM
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Willy just returned as per previous post from the second highest place in
Arkansas Queen Wilhelmina State Park.
Next Willy may Cyber Travel to the highest peak in Arkansas. Can anyone tell Willy where he needs to go - to get to that peak.
Let Willy Know.
Posted by Willy at 10:10 PM
Friday, April 03, 2009
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when
he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled
in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter' s helmet. The wagon was being
pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take
a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with
admiration. The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed
the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's
"Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Posted by Willy at 7:34 PM