Thursday, November 08, 2007

Follow up to Willys Cantina Poll - Huckabee?

Below is a poll that Willy took at the Cantina last week. Well, I said at that time that Willy would be coming back to the Cantina to check about how they feel about Mr. Huckabee. Since that time I understand from Juanita that the Rednecks down at the Cantina have been viewing the following Huckabee video to decide what they think about him. Maybe you other rednecks out there might like to view it too!
----------------Huckabee Video below------------




__________Willy's Previous Cantina Poll -
Willy done went down to the Possum Grit Road Kill Cantina and Diner today and decided that he would take a little poll on who might win the election. Here is what Willy found:





Who all would vote for Obama, Willy yelled!
All the rednecks yelled "No Way" He wont even wear a flag lapel pin, and he was seen the other day not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem. Probably wouldn't have saluted even if Faith Hill was singing it.


Why right after 9-11 when we were riding around with the American and rebel flag in the back of our pickup trucks and shooting our guns off ---He probably would have wanted to arrest us.

We had rather kick his A%# than to vote for him. Your kidding me he may be Un-American. Besides His name Obama - makes me think of that sucker Osama Bin Laden.

They aint kin are they?


Who would vote for Hillary Clinton - Willy Yelled?
Ain't no way! All of the redneck women yelled as they played pool in their Daisy Dukes and drank their Long Necks. Heck! Juanita (the head waitress) screamed loudly! She done made fun again of us Women.

She says that those other guys are piling on her because she is a woman.

Best I can tell - she dont dress, like a women, she dont act like a women, she probably cant cook and there aint one technical thing that makes her a woman...she has long hair! But heck some of them football players have long hair, so I aint sure that this even qualifys her.

Well Willy seen that this vote thing wasn't going right and so he tried one last thing.

What about Fred Thompson Willy Yelled?

Suddenly all of the rednecks, men and women begin to chant "Freddy - Freddy - Freddy"

The wheels on a couple of semi's out on the interstate in front of the Cantina squeeled to a stop.

For you See Juanita had been broadcasting this vote over the CB radio. The Semis begin to blow their horns in unison with the chant.


Suddenly - the CB in the background begin to chant a cry from all of the truckers from 40 miles away "Freddy - Freddy - Freddy"


Who do you reckon these folks are far was going through Willys mind.


Maybe Willy will go back to the diner next week and see what they might say about some of the other candidates like the old Hukster - Mike Huckabee!


10-4 I am out of here - Hillbilly Willy

2 comments:

Hale McKay said...

I love this very scientific and accurate method of polling!

Chris McClure aka Panhandle Poet said...

I've been for Fred Thompson but if he can't at least play the ukelele I may have to switch my vote to Huckabee. At least it's not a saxophone.