Willies Presidential Poll at the Cantina

Willy done went down to the Possum Grit Road Kill Cantina and Diner today and decided that he would take a little poll on who might win the election. Here is what Willy found:





Who all would vote for Obama, Willy yelled!
All the rednecks yelled "No Way" He wont even wear a flag lapel pin, and he was seen the other day not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem. Probably wouldn't have saluted even if Faith Hill was singing it.


Why right after 9-11 when we were riding around with the American and rebel flag in the back of our pickup trucks and shooting our guns off ---He probably would have wanted to arrest us.

We had rather kick his A%# than to vote for him. Your kidding me he may be Un-American. Besides His name Obama - makes me think of that sucker Osama Bin Laden.

They aint kin are they?


Who would vote for Hillary Clinton - Willy Yelled?
Ain't no way! All of the redneck women yelled as they played pool in their Daisy Dukes and drank their Long Necks. Heck! Juanita (the head waitress) screamed loudly! She done made fun again of us Women.

She says that those other guys are piling on her because she is a woman.

Best I can tell - she dont dress, like a women, she dont act like a women, she probably cant cook and there aint one technical thing that makes her a woman...she has long hair! But heck some of them football players have long hair, so I aint sure that this even qualifys her.

Well Willy seen that this vote thing wasn't going right and so he tried one last thing.

What about Fred Thompson Willy Yelled?

Suddenly all of the rednecks, men and women begin to chant "Freddy - Freddy - Freddy"

The wheels on a couple of semi's out on the interstate in front of the Cantina squeeled to a stop.

For you See Juanita had been broadcasting this vote over the CB radio. The Semis begin to blow their horns in unison with the chant.


Suddenly - the CB in the background begin to chant a cry from all of the truckers from 40 miles away "Freddy - Freddy - Freddy"


Who do you reckon these folks are far was going through Willys mind.


Maybe Willy will go back to the diner next week and see what they might say about some of the other candidates like the old Hukster - Mike Huckabee!


10-4 I am out of here - Hillbilly Willy