WILLY LOVES A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. 
   
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. 
  
At 1: 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold' 
  
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married' 
  
'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..
  
'Good,' she replied...............'Get your own damn blanket.' 
  
After a moment of silence, ........................he farted.